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Weebs Are Trash - Breitbart
Discuss this illuminating and -very- necessary opinion piece!
Look at those stupid nerds. Enjoying something. Who do they think they are?
A fairly accurate description of /a/.
Never thought I'd see "hotglue" used in a major news outlet.
Ahahaha. That Judge Milo. Ahahaha, wtf?!
Weebs: A Spotter’s Guide
Do they own a Japanese sword that isn’t a war relic handed down through the family?
Is that sword a horribly cheap factory item they insist is “the finest quality steel”?
Have they ever pulled the sword out to threaten a family member, or perhaps in public like this guy?
Do they have a house full of Gundam figurines and anime statues? (Weebs collect them like girls with daddy issues collect piercings)
Have they ever written anything like this?
Do they consider the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki to be the greatest evil in the history of the species?
Do they have the entire Tokyo Metro map memorised, even if they’ve never been to Tokyo?
Have they ever lectured you on the flaws in the Karate Kid series?
Do they own an item of anime or video game merchandise that could be categorised as a “wall scroll”?
Do they know the lyrics to their favorite anime theme song better than their national anthem?
Is Pocky part of their daily diet?
Have they ever hot glued one of their anime figurines?
Have they ever burst into a fit of rage over a westerner calling a “katana” a “sword?”
Do they practice their “deep-in-serious-thought” pose in the mirror?
Have they ever insisted subtitled anime is helping them learn Japanese?
Can they tell you where to buy vintage gaming consoles in Tokyo but not how to set a dermatologist appointment in their hometown?
Only no.4 is valid for me...but even then, it's only a few.
And who the fuck memorises the Metro map?
The only two that could be valid for me are 4 and 16.
4. because I have one figurine (Makise Kurisu).
16. because my town does not have a dermatologist, and as such I do not know how to set a dermatologist appointment in my hometown.
I'm disappointed that I do not reach the standards required to be a weeaboo.
Plus steel swords are expensive as fuck.
None of these apply to me, I'm too cool for that shit
1, 4, 6-ish, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 14, 15 (actually does help a lot with at least retention and pronunciation), 16
I am ashamed at having disappointed the Weeb Lords. I will try to be better. If it helps, I do display me reverence through patches, stickers, straps, and pins. I also have a pair of sai and extensive Karate training, for when the time comes to purge the normalfags.
It's not an completely inaccurate list. Weebs can be annoying, especially the one's who act like No. 5, 6 and 13.
Over the line!
I thought I was a weeb but nothing on the checklist applies to me, strange since I only play Japanese games, watch anime, read manga and listen to Japanese music.
Also I'm not a weeaboo.
only 4 and 9 apply could be worse
You've never felt attracted to a anime character?
2D > 3D.
In today's politically correct climate, I rather have a waifu than a wife.
Yeah, but the bingo card didn't say it like that. It was more have higher standards in the opposite sex cause of anime. I know girls will never reach that so not gonna aim for that.
Also here you go.