Official Nichegamer Mario Lore Thread

Discussion in 'The Edge of Space' started by Lex, Oct 22, 2016.

Best Girl

  1. Princess Peach

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%
  2. Princess Daisy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Rosalina

    5 vote(s)
    45.5%
  4. Pauline

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Toadette

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  1. DuckSquared

    DuckSquared Senior Member

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    Mario doesn't satisfy Peach, that's why she lets herself get "captured" by Bowser all the time. Luigi's off plumbing Daisy, Rosalina, and Other Luigi.
     
  2. TheNecroswanson

    TheNecroswanson Senior Member

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    I believe the explanation originally was the Wario was created by Bowser. Don't remember, but I think the manual for 6 Golden Coins explained it.
     
  3. Largo

    Largo Senior Member

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    Just here to confirm that Rosalina is best girl.
     
  4. GrossMcloss

    GrossMcloss Senior Member

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  5. Dendro Batidae

    Dendro Batidae Quite the Cynic

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    To be fair, she doesn't have much competition.

    Both Daisy and Peach are whores.
     
  6. TheNecroswanson

    TheNecroswanson Senior Member

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  7. Dendro Batidae

    Dendro Batidae Quite the Cynic

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    Peach is fine if you're into disgusting sluts.
     
  8. TheNecroswanson

    TheNecroswanson Senior Member

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    SO what if I got a fetish for your mom?
     
  9. Dendro Batidae

    Dendro Batidae Quite the Cynic

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    The fuck you just said bout my mom, nigger! I'll have you know that prostitution is an honorable job just like any other!
     
  10. TheNecroswanson

    TheNecroswanson Senior Member

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    I never said it fuckin' wasn't, gook!
     
  11. Ice Apollo

    Ice Apollo Anime is HARAM

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    which two of you midget loving autists voted toadette
     
  12. TheNecroswanson

    TheNecroswanson Senior Member

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    No. Bad voters.
     
  13. Minuteworld_92

    Minuteworld_92 Senior Member

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    why is there never any good sfm porn of peach?
     
  14. Largo

    Largo Senior Member

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    Better question is, why is she an option?
     
  15. TheNecroswanson

    TheNecroswanson Senior Member

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    Because reasons.
     
  16. Minuteworld_92

    Minuteworld_92 Senior Member

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    get that 3d out of my FACE.
     
  17. Dendro Batidae

    Dendro Batidae Quite the Cynic

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    Hope these reasons don't have anything to do with the ugly cosplayer that looks nothing like the character.
     
  18. GrossMcloss

    GrossMcloss Senior Member

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    I would fuck Paper Mario Toadette tbh
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  19. Minuteworld_92

    Minuteworld_92 Senior Member

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    me too tbh
     
  20. Dendro Batidae

    Dendro Batidae Quite the Cynic

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    She looks like a toddler, you degenerate fucks!