Official Nichegamer Mario Lore Thread

Discussion in 'The Edge of Space' started by Lex, Oct 22, 2016.

Best Girl

  1. Princess Peach

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  2. Princess Daisy

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  3. Rosalina

    5 vote(s)
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  4. Pauline

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  5. Toadette

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  1. Lex

    Lex Senior Member

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    Sixty-five million years ago, a meteorite crashes into the Earth, killing the dinosaurs and causing the universe to split into two parallel dimensions. The surviving dinosaurs cross over into this new dimension and evolve into a humanoid race.

    In the present, Mario and Luigi are two Italian American plumbers living in Brooklyn, New York, who are currently being driven out of business by the mafia-like Scapelli Construction Company led by Anthony Scapelli. Later, Luigi falls in love with an orphaned NYU student named Daisy, who is digging under the Brooklyn Bridge for dinosaur bones. After a date, Daisy takes Luigi back to the bridge only to witness one of Scapelli's men sabotaging it by leaving the water pipes open. Unable to fix the flooding, Luigi and Daisy rush back to his apartment where they inform Mario about the incident. The trio returns to the flooding where the Mario Bros. manage to fix it but are knocked unconscious by Iggy and Spike, who proceed to capture Daisy.

    Moments later, Mario and Luigi awaken and head deeper into the caves following Daisy's screams and discover an interdimensional portal allowing the Mario Bros. to follow Daisy. It turns out that Iggy and Spike are henchmen (and cousins) of the other world's germophobic and obsessive–compulsive dictator, King Koopa, who descended from the most revered dinosaur, the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The Mario Bros. realize they didn't bring Daisy's rock, a meteorite fragment which Koopa is trying to get in order to merge his world with the real world. It is then revealed that Daisy is the long-lost Princess of the other dimension. When Koopa overthrew Daisy's father (and de-evolved him into fungus), her mother took her to Brooklyn using the inter-dimensional portal. The portal was then destroyed, killing Daisy's mother in the process, but Scapelli's men inadvertently reopened the portal when they blasted the cave. Upon hearing this, Koopa sends Spike and Iggy to find both Daisy and the rock to merge the dimensions and make him dictator of both worlds. However, after Koopa subjects them to one of his experiments to make them more intelligent, Spike and Iggy realize Koopa's evil intentions and side with the Mario Bros. Koopa believes only Daisy can merge the worlds, but the Mario Bros. are also from a different place and time. Eventually, the Mario Bros. rescue Daisy with the help of Toad, a good-natured guitarist who was punished by Koopa for performing music that protests his reign (for which he is de-evolved into a Goomba).

    Eventually, the two worlds merge and Koopa turns Scapelli into a chimpanzee before going after Mario, but Luigi and Daisy bring back the rock and the worlds separate again. In Dinohattan, Mario confronts Koopa and eventually defeats him when he and Luigi fire their devolution guns at Koopa and blast him with a Bob-omb, throwing him into a chain suspended vat. Koopa, now turned into a ferocious, semi-humanoid Tyrannosaurus, jumps out of the vat, which is not far away from the Mario Bros., to deliver his final blow, but the Mario Bros. manage to destroy him once and for all by turning him further into an actual T-Rex, which is too intense for him to live through and instead turns him into primordial slime. Following Koopa's defeat, Daisy's father turns back to normal and reclaims control over the kingdom. The citizens celebrate and immediately destroy anything under Koopa's influence. Luigi admits his love for Daisy and wants her to come to Brooklyn with him, but Daisy can't come until the damage caused by Koopa is repaired and thus, she wants to spend more time with her father. Heartbroken, Luigi kisses Daisy goodbye as he and Mario return home to Brooklyn, with Daisy watching them leave. Three weeks later, the Mario Bros. are getting ready for dinner when their story comes on the news and the anchorman says they should be called the "Super Mario Bros." Daisy asks the Mario Bros. to help her and says, "You're never gonna believe this!"
     
  2. Blank Slate

    Blank Slate Senior Member

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    Donkey Kong is actually a gorilla. Not many people seem to know this.
     
  3. DuckSquared

    DuckSquared Senior Member

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    Official canon in 1983 was that Mario worked making pizza, Pauline was his delivery girl, and Donkey Kong used to live in the zoo until they closed it and sold all the animals to the circus.

    At least according to this amazing vinyl, anyway.
     
  4. Dendro Batidae

    Dendro Batidae Quite the Cynic

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    Is it canon that he is the same Donkey Kong from the Donkey Kong games?
     
  5. Lex

    Lex Senior Member

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    Nah, Cranky Kong is the one from the original.
     
  6. Dendro Batidae

    Dendro Batidae Quite the Cynic

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    Cool...

    So Jumpman and Mario are different characters too?
     
  7. DuckSquared

    DuckSquared Senior Member

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    The Donkey Kong that lived in the zoo is the same Donkey Kong that was in Donkey Kong, but became Cranky Kong once it was rebooted with the Donkey Kong remake and Donkey Kong Country. The new/current Donkey Kong is recognisable by his red tie.

    Although Donkey Kong 64 says Donkey Kong is Cranky Kong's son, most other sources give Donkey Kong as Cranky Kong's grandson. Either way, they've never shown Donkey Kong Jr. (or Cranky Kong Jr. as he should now be known, as he's Cranky Kong's son and Donkey Kong's father) so he's either an absent father or met his grizzly end.

    As far as the Donkey Kong family goes:

    On Pastebin because forum fucks it up.

    Where Cranky Kong = "Donkey Kong" in games Donkey Kong (1981), Donkey Kong Jr., Donkey Kong 3, Donkey Kong Jr. Math, Donkey Kong 3: Dai Gyakushuu, and all the Game & Watch games.

    Jumpman is Mario.
     
  8. TheNecroswanson

    TheNecroswanson Senior Member

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    I hate you.
    I hate you so much.
    I hate you more than I hate strawberry ice cream.
     
  9. Dendro Batidae

    Dendro Batidae Quite the Cynic

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    So Mario is as old as Cranky Kong or is Donkey Kong set in the future?
     
  10. DuckSquared

    DuckSquared Senior Member

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    Mario might be around the same age as Cranky Kong (maybe a little younger depending on how old they each were in the original game), but gorillas age much faster than humans.

    Also Baby Mario seems to have been born in the time of dinosaurs, so who knows?
     
  11. Dendro Batidae

    Dendro Batidae Quite the Cynic

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    The right answer is:

     
  12. burgerunit

    burgerunit Coca-Cola Reward Points Member

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    I agree. What we really need is a Crash Bandicoot lore thread.
     
  13. Lex

    Lex Senior Member

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    Hop to it, then
     
  14. DuckSquared

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    Hey, we argued about this shit when it came to Sonic, we're arguing about this shit when it comes to Donkey Kong. :D
     
  15. vayanui8

    vayanui8 Senior Member

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    Is Mario and sonic at the Olympic games canon?
     
  16. TheNecroswanson

    TheNecroswanson Senior Member

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    Only if Waluigi and Wario pull off a Munich style situation.
     
  17. DuckSquared

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    Yes. The original takes place in 2008, just after Sonic '06 and just before Super Mario Galaxy. Sonic learns how to boost here, and Mario learns how to spin. The first Winter Games takes place in 2010, just before Colours and Super Mario Galaxy 2.

    London takes place after Generations and before Super Mario 3D Land; Sonic got Lost in the World on the way home. Sochi takes place before Boom (which is also canon) and Super Mario 3D World. Sonic and friends lost, so decided he should do some practice in Runners. Rio takes place after Boom and SM3DW; Mario lost this time, so went on his own running training regime.

    Also, Donkey Kong is actually Coconuts, and Eggman is Toad.
     
  18. Dendro Batidae

    Dendro Batidae Quite the Cynic

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    Is there even an canon explanation for Wario and Waluigi? Or are they just random bad guys who happens to look like the main heroes and have similar names?
     
  19. DuckSquared

    DuckSquared Senior Member

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    Eggman is also Wario. Waluigi is Birdo in cosplay.
     
  20. Minuteworld_92

    Minuteworld_92 Senior Member

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    jumpman is mario's deceased dad. pauline was jumpman's wife. once jumpman died, pauline adopted a girl and pauline name her pauline. pauline then died and mario and pauline started an incestious (not blood related) relationship until they broke up because pauline did not support mario risking his life but they are still sex freinds.

    this is when mario began a relationship with peach. now mario has 2 sex bffs.