A Joke

Discussion in 'The Edge of Space' started by Gorse, Nov 3, 2017.

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    Why can't you have a nose that's twelve inches long?

    Because then it would be a foot.
     
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    Didja hear about the robbery at the candy store last night? Two suckers got licked!
     
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    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
     
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    What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
    Santa comes down the chimney.
     
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    What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never want to call a black person?
    Neighbour.
     
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    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
    Punch her in the face!
     
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    Who was the best Jewish cook?
    Hitler.
     
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    What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?
    You only need to punch the information into a computer once!
     
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    How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None - liberals can't change anything.
     
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    If the kitchen's in the house, and Diana's in the kitchen, what's inDiana?
    A state.