Discussion in 'The Edge of Space' started by Gorse, Nov 3, 2017.
Why can't you have a nose that's twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Didja hear about the robbery at the candy store last night? Two suckers got licked!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa comes down the chimney.
What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never want to call a black person?
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face!
Who was the best Jewish cook?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?
You only need to punch the information into a computer once!
How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - liberals can't change anything.
If the kitchen's in the house, and Diana's in the kitchen, what's inDiana?