Bananus Maximus
Last Activity:
Jan 16, 2016
Joined:
Oct 18, 2015
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41
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
November 23
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Location:
Behind you
Occupation:
Printing shop maintainer and manager thingy

Bananus Maximus

Recruit, Male, from Behind you

I'm guessing it's due to the importing part. Jan 4, 2016

Bananus Maximus was last seen:
Jan 16, 2016
    1. Bananus Maximus
      Bananus Maximus
      I'm guessing it's due to the importing part.
    2. Bananus Maximus
      Bananus Maximus
      God damn Vermintide is gonna take for ever to download...14 hours
    3. JeremiahSimpson
    4. Bananus Maximus
      Bananus Maximus
      FOLLOW ME TO BATTLE F-Oh I mean hi
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    November 23
    Home Page:
    https://twitter.com/lordspacebanana
    Location:
    Behind you
    Occupation:
    Printing shop maintainer and manager thingy
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    SPESS MEHREENS, TODEH THE ENEMEH IS AT OWR DOAR! WEH KNOW OWR DUTEH AND WEH WEEL DO EHT. WEH FIGHT FOR OWR HOWNOWR AS BLUHD REHVENS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WEH FIGHT IN THE NEHME OF THE EMPRA!

    AND IF WEH DIE THIS DEH WEH DIE IN GLOARY. WEH DIE HEAROES' DEFFS - BUT WEH SHALL NORT DIE - NO IT IS THE ENEMEH WHO WEEL TEHSTE DEFF AND DAFEET! AS YOU KNOW...

    MOAST OF OWR BATTLE BROTHERS ARE STEHTIONED IN SPESS, PRUHPEARED TO DEEP STRIKE! OWR PERIMETER HAS BEAN PRUHPEARED IN THE EVENT THEHT OWR ENEMEHS SHOULD BE SO BALD AND SO FEWLISH. WHE HAVE PLEHCED NUMEROUS BEACONS, ALLOWING FOAR MULTIPLE, SIMULTEHNEOUS, AND DEVEHSTEHTING DEFENSIVE DEEP STRIKES.

    THE CODECKS ASTARTEES NEHMES THIS MANEUVAH STEEL REHN. WEH WEEL DESCEND UPON THE FOE, WEH WEEL OVAHWHELM THEM - WEH WILL LEAVE NONE ALIVE! MEANWHILE OWR GROUND FOARCES WEEL ENSURE THE FULL DEFENSE OF OUR HEADKWARTERS.

    WEH ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WEH ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!
    It is in human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength, to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one’s head and succumb. Inevitably, many shall fault the hands upon the sword which failed Typhon, the Orde Malleus. But the inquisition merely performs the duty of its office. To further fear them is redundant, to hate them, heretical.. Those more sensible will place responsibility with those who force the hands of the inquisition. With some fortune, they may foster this hatred into purpose, and further take their own fate by coming to the Emperor's service. Yet ultimately, it was I who sent these events into motion, with a single blow from my hammer, god splitter

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